A familiar story, and expected commentary from the howling masses. I was listening to Tony Kornheiser ranting about sportswriting and never receiving a Pulitzer, and he mentioned how his former editor Gene Weingarten received one for his story about parents who in a moment of terrible forgetfulness, left their children to die in hot, parked cars. It is should be REQUIRED reading for anybody who thinks about commenting on such stories.
Andrew Sullivan had a series of blog posts on the possibility of animal suicide. This led to an interesting digression about parasites that change the behavior of its insect and rodent hosts. These organisms lead the hosts to certain death situations for the benefit of the parasites. The speculation is that there may be parasitic explanations for strange mammalian (including human) behaviors like the case of the penguin above. Of course it doesn't make sense for the penguin, as it was heading inland and away from other possible hosts.
What particularly was poignant about the video was how the penguin stood in place for a while - like it was contemplating something profound. Once it makes up its mind, the bird becomes relentless in its pace, only sliding on its belly for a bit. I don't know whether to be sad or impressed.
The above machine is an anal probe found at a proctologist's clinic. This and much more about rectums, anuses, stool, and farts can be read here.